About
My name’s Danny. I am a retired deep sea diver. Nothing gave me more satisfaction than putting on skintight bodysuits and lurking at ocean bottoms. Sometimes I would come across electrical eels and they would try to electrocute my wee wee. I would wag a finger at them, “Ah ah ah!” and then we’d both have a good chortle over it.
These days, I spend my time as a landlubber collecting wads of salt in the corners of my eyelids as I type away at my blog which you see before you! Hopefully, I can share some insight (or lack thereof) contributing to the wealth (or degradation) of the Interweb.